Categories: Viral

24 Tweets That Sum Up Life With Toddlers

“I’ve taught this toddler to say ‘please,’ a word he thinks means ‘I command you to do this.’”

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So nice of my 3yo to crawl into bed at 6:15 so she could kick me in the back and fart on me. #mondays

— Will (@willgoldstein) January 11, 2016

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Hayley Malan

Hayley Malan is a full time working Mom and freelance writer. She gets her inspiration from her own experiences as a mother.

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