Dad’s Hilarious Tooth Fairy Letter To His Son Worked Like Magic!

September 8, 2017
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It’s always a struggle begging our kids to do a thorough job with brushing their teeth, however, any parent who’s paid for multiple cavities to be filled knows that our little ones don’t always remember to brush.

One Father has decided enough was enough after his son lost a tooth that didn’t look too great.

The Father took matters into his own hands and sent a hilarious message straight from Tooth Fairy Headquarters to let his boy know that the crap brush job he’d been doing wouldn’t stand.

The London father of three Henry Warren was just absolutely over his son’s “dreadful” brushing skills, so when Sam lost a tooth this week, he decided to put a little bit of fear into his lazy-brushing heart by way of Barry T. Tooth Fairy, who sounds rather uptight.

Our son is dreadful at brushing his teeth. Turns out the Tooth Fairy has had enough
— Henry Warren (@henrywarren) September 5, 2017

He tweets, “Turns out the Tooth Fairy has had enough.”

Warren’s brilliant letter reads, “You will have noticed there has been a delay in payment for the tooth. Mr. Warren, I have to inform you that this is due to the condition in which we found said tooth. We expect a certain amount of wear and tear on the teeth we appraise. However, in this case, your tooth had to be referred up to the committee for further analysis.”

Barry doesn’t mix his words with who’s at fault for Sam’s nasty tooth. He lays it all bare. “We believe this is due to the lack of care and attention by yourself. We have detected more than trace amounts of Fanta™ and residual amounts of both cereal and chocolate which have not been removed by appropriate brushing technique. We recommend you review your practice here as a matter of urgency.”

Not only do kids do an inadequate job cleaning their teeth, the entire process leaves a repulsive mess behind. I think we all need to get a copy of this letter!

Barry ends off the letter with a little leeway for Sam  “Mr. Warren we will accept the tooth on this occasion but we need your assurances that the condition of your next tooth will be significantly better or we will withhold payment.”

Perhaps it’s a bit harsh but probably well-deserved. Kids may not care what us parents have to say, but Santa or the Easter bunny or actual fairies certainly have their ear in a way we never will. Henry harnessed the powers of childhood whimsy and used them to his own

Henry used this fact to his advantage and it clearly worked!

Henry says that overall, people are loving his letter, and that Barry is pretty misunderstood. “The reaction has been positive on the whole, though Barry feels he is being painted as a petty bureaucrat. The media has no idea the pressure Tooth Fairies are under these days. Austerity has hit them too. It’s their working conditions that lead to passive aggressive missives like this.”

Henry shares that Sam eventually did get his tooth fairy money. “He was rather chastened by the whole thing,” he said. “He’s an awesome kid though so I’m sure he’ll change his ways.”


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